oh boy I have a whole file of these - here's one: "Life is truly quite absurd, but with a little effort we could make it completely ridiculous."
I recall reading a quote by Nieztsche being along the lines of "Insanity within the individual is rare; within the mass, it is the mean" - came across that a decade ago. Online the quote I see is "In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule."
Is your user 'us cream' or 'u scream'?
Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
"from your lips to god's ears" - my old boss when i asked for a raise
"Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things". Terry Pratchett
If Grass is greener on the other side, you aren't watering enough!
if it is not broken don't fix it
"You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"These are my principles. If you don't like them I have others" --Groucho Marx
"The supreme accomplishment is to blur the lines between work and play." - Arnold J. Toynbee
"Being ignorant is not so much a shame as being unwilling to learn." - Benjamin Franklin
"So long, and thanks for all the fish." Where did I put that book?