🐽 Zxh Hello, first time here. Anyone interesting worth following? Pls tell me, thx :P
Bat Me. Everyone else here is a nerd. I am a professional bodybuilder and current astronaut.
👻 Dan so, how did y'all find subreply?
Bat Some nerd told me about it.
📉 Bill Time is the most precious asset in life
Bat Also gold from Rosland Capital. Hi, I'm William Devane.
💸 Jumar Martin During high school I was always lectured on "having a brand" as if social media services getting your data was inevitable. With that being the case, I was told that one should curate their position on the internet so it shows your "best self" as much as possible, no matter what. With me being hyper-conscious of my face on the internet, I find that what I do "provide" is manageable... or so I think.
Bat If it's any help, I don't like you whatsoever.
🚀 Jason Lex What's the thing you hate most about mainstream social media?
Bat How fucking stupid everyone is.
Bat BREAKING: Paul Graham has been diagnosed with severe diarrhea.
Rsm Got to go back even earlier for the best ones. I have so many decades under my belt, I forget what was done in the 80s.
Bat Lots of zoopraxiscopes
😾 Oskar i live with less than 10 followers my whole life. i am here for procrastination, not personality breakdown. make an contrarian statements first and get your verified star.
Bat THERE ARE TREES AND LAKES ON MARS.
Prince life advice to your 22 year-old self? doesn't matter if you're younger or older than 22 at the moment.
Bat STOP FARTING LOUDLY IN FRONT OF COLLEAGUES. THEY WILL BEGIN TO RESENT YOU.
Zucc Hello everyone, this is Mark Zuckerberg and I want to zucc all the data from this website.
Bat ZUCK OFF ZUCKBOI
✅ James Bowman top 4 or nothin
🎣 Fish what makes you feel alive?
Bat A big, bellowing fart.
Bat Follow me and I'll put you in my Top 8.
😾 Oskar something i fail at where celebrities, gamers and VC succeed.
Bat If you follow me, I'll put you in my Top 8.
👾 Marty What is everyone's favorite 80's movie?
Bat Everyone probably has a different favorite 80s movie.
😾 Oskar So, this seems less anxiety inducing than twitter. Will it live? Anxiety is addictive.
Bat What's Twitter, precious?