Marlow We have this habit of creating nicknames like "van der Marl" for me. It's gotta be "van der" not "van" or "von" and you gotta reduce your first/last name to one syllable. So van der Klopp, van der Fab, van der Roon, van der Mess, van der Xav, van der Mou, van der Beck, etc.

Martijn So my nickname would just be my actual name? I feel left out.

Marlow You could be van der Mart.

Martijn That's not much better, haha. I guess you'll need to come up with an alternative nickname system for the Dutch