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~ 35y old
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Pzumk
🐈 Training my Bluesky discovery feed algorithm to only show me pictures of cats.
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Pzumk
🧑🍳 Ordered food. The menu on their website said 6 Spring Rolls for 6.99EUR, but Uber Eats showed 2 for 6.99EUR. Asked for 6 in the notes, got 8! Good day.
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Zero Edge
To any and all who have a WordPress website you should know that ALL WordPress websites have a bus factor of 1. If 1 guy gets hit by a bus and dies you lose all ability to update your plugins, and keep your website up to date with the latest security patches. This is from the man himself: pbs.twimg.com/medi... Do you really want to build ANYTHING ontop of a single point of failure? Anyone with a business on WordPress should consider migrating. Do not build on WordPress.
Pzumk
🗓️ After they made it a little bit better with iOS 18 I have tried to use Apple's calendar app again for a week or so, but I still can't move away from Fantastical.
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Pzumk
📦 Can't believe Dropbox emailed me 5 years after I abandoned my account to tell me my storage is at 105 % and I need to upgrade from the 2 GB plan. No, thanks.
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🛤️ I don't think this unusual way to transfer between platforms in Japan is possible anywhere in Germany, but I already know I would probably get trapped in the middle train because the doors closed x.com/khmcake/stat...
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🏒 Lucian Marin
I'm broke for this Christmas. Can we talk about the next one?
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Startup idea: Palm ID based on AI for instant pay without a phone or watch, just your palm.
Pzumk
Reminds me of this guy in Austria who has 5 rfid/nfc chips in his hands. Article is German, but there's an x-ray image. He's using one to pay and the other four for opening doors and accessing his gym. derstandard.de/sto...
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Pzumk
🎅 "What are your plans for Christmas?" - phew, it's September. Can we please wait at least another month before we talk about Christmas?
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🏒 Lucian Marin
I'm broke for this Christmas. Can we talk about the next one?
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Pzumk
📺 Just finished the first season of Dark Matter on Apple TV+. We enjoyed it and we're looking forward to season two. Until then: Slow Horses?
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🥔 It's always nice to close my Apple Watch activity rings when I'm just shoving potato chips into my mouth.
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🤖 Siri uses two different (German) voices on my HomePod. When I ask her for tomorrow's weather I get her old voice, when I ask her how the weather will be in Hamburg at 5 am on Monday I get a newer and nicer voice.
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Pzumk
📵 The number of times I've accidentally hit the video call button in WhatsApp is way too high and always at the most awkward moments of a conversation.
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🐻❄️ I have already watched it multiple times and I know most people don't like it but holy smoke (pun intended), it's already been TWENTY YEARS since the first episode of LOST aired?!
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🏒 Lucian Marin
Die running to make @pzumk happy.