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🦧 Simon Gray
I'm on a holiday cruise in the South Pacific. It's pretty old fashioned, I can tell because the music here still has Dance Monkey on rotation.
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🦧 Simon Gray
The US election day coincides with Australia's most significant horse race. I'm confused which jockey rides who?
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🦧 Simon Gray
If cancer ever evolves sentience, there's going to be a lot of apologizing.
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🦧 Simon Gray
One of the nice things about music, even when it's predictably cycling around the same pattern, is that it doesn't complain your attention got lost.
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🦧 Simon Gray
New Optimus robots popping into my wandering mind. Has Tesla bought that RealDoll company already? 🫨
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🔥 Krigs
What's one book that changed your perspective on life?
🦧 Simon Gray
Henry Miller's Rosy Crucifixion, technically a trilogy tho.
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🦧 Simon Gray
Instagram's latest update seems to have frozen on my aging phone. Then Whee suddenly offers their first update in ages.
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🏒 Lucian Marin
Subreply is the best way to quit social media.
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🦧 Simon Gray
Anyone else emptying their scraps into biodegradable take away containers? Anyone else photographing them & complaining that's how it was delivered?
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🦧 Simon Gray
Actually, it's pronounced Ray-Karen.
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🦧 Simon Gray
Caught a virus with pinkeye symptoms. Standing by for my Animals In That Country experience...
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🦧 Simon Gray
Big election to UK's left while the US Repuplicans announce Order 66 IRL, it's like politics is trying to compete with the climate's wild swings.
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🦧 Simon Gray
Had a dream I was a fill-in bass player for Metallica for a concert in my home town. Don't play instruments IRL, nor am I that big a fan of Metallica.
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🦧 Simon Gray
Tiktok has launched two Instagram clones sans video? Tiktok is reversing tiktokification?
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🏒 Lucian Marin
Considering Instagram is all about videos now, Whee is an welcome development. VSCO should have been an amazing Instagram alternative but they blew it with bad design decisions.
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🦧 Simon Gray
🍪What Oreo flavours pair best with a dry martini? I'm not sure I'm getting this right. 🍸
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🦧 Simon Gray
If we grew extra limbs when we put on weight, we'd bodyshame those centipedes.
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🦧 Simon Gray
Image Description: A bunch of alphabet letters jumbled together alleging coherence.
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