John Olinda Talking to my ISP last night and trying to explain through a translator that my modem says "line disconnected" even when the line is clearly connected and they're asking me why they can't see my modem... Isn't it because the line is... *puts on sunglasses* disconnected? I always expect more competence from telecom workers but even here in Korea I find myself disappointed.

Martijn My trick is to ask for support in English. That almost always gets me an actual techsupport guy on the line instantly. Of course this might only work in central Europe.