That is the perfect balance of useless and fantastic. If I had to make something like that to show an overview of every mobile phone I have ever owned it would probably take me thirty five years to finish it.
Note that these are not all the phones I have ever had, I simply have no way to figure out what phones I had before. I suspect the Siemens A50 was one of them. But really, making an HTML table should not take you 35 years!