Martijn
Probably because the photo on my site is a blurry webcam shot, while the photo I use here is taken by a professional? Professional cameras add 5 kilogrammes, as well as 20 years, apparently.
Mark Dain
To me, you look younger (and much hotter) in your Sublevel photo. I'm still using my not-potato-camera photo from my time in Texas because I don't look like a serial killer unlike every other photo of me ever