Apps like Uber are the worst. Every update (which is probably once a week) is the same generic message of "we're always trying to make things better, please rate us if you like our app". I wish Apple would force proper release notes. Why should I upgrade? And not just "Bug fixes." because that doesn't count.
Very true. I curse the day changelogs had to become funny too. I remember CodeKit doing it years ago, but only funny one liners and geek references on the last line. Nowadays every changelog I see is one big joke.