Not so fun bed mites fact: your bed pillow might be home to 40k microscopic bed mites that come out at night to feast on your skin residues. (chapter 23, A Short History of Nearly Everything). Let me know if you want another!
UV light and and a vacuum will reduce the population. A water bed will do too plus take you back to the 80's
Bed vacuums are a pretty common thing here in Japan.
Sure! It's estimated that after 6 years, 10% of your pillow weight is composed by dead skin, dead mites and mites dung. Hope you like it!
If I want another 40k bed mites or...
Ahah, another fact
Nice! Your skin has a lot of microbes including skin mites, too!
Oh shit, just when I have to sleep...