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Mark Dain
define('AGE', 22); $birthdayWishes = 1; while ($birthdayWishes < AGE) { eatCake(); }
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Nkrs
Happy birthday!
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😀 Tom
Don't gain back the weight you worked hard at losing! $birthdayWishes += 22; sendPresent();
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Mark Dain
Haha thanks! Although this year the cake seems to be a lie unless my family has something planned. Everyone's been very quiet (seriously I've only had 2 family members wish me happy birthday so far)
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Martijn
$birthdayWishes += 1;
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Eric
$birhdayWishes++; //surely..
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