Adam Douglas I need to stop displaying that I can program in PHP when the reality is that I will refuse PHP work.

Mark Dain Have you tried PHP 7? They've fixed quite a few issues

Adam Douglas Sorry, I'm not trying to knock PHP for anybody else, it's been extremely important to pushing the web forwards. I've just always disliked it compared to Perl and later ASP.NET and server-side JavaScript. I'm more just commenting that I always mention that I can program in PHP because I used to bank on that fact, but these days I am more selective.